Surf Instructor Pillows

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Kite surfing.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

First aid in mountains

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Ski lift mobile

"I could get used to working remotely."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Swimming Prankster

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Clown Skis.

Bankside

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"