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"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Rainbow violin surfers

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Swimming Prankster

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"