Learning To Surf Pillows

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Beach con-man.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I gotta be me!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Surfing koala.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turtle Hat

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'First of all, relax.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Bunny Hill

Wish you were steer!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

I love my Uke.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)