Sailing Instructor Pillows

Uncharted Waters

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Guide fish.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...