Snorkeling Instructor Pillows

Nobody Knows What They've Lost

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Snorkling in the soup

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Fishing Tales

When laundry ruled the waves.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Is the water cold?'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dolphin

Guide fish.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jacques Cousteau.

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.