Snorkeling Instructor Gifts

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Snorkling in the soup

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Fishing Tales

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dolphin

'Is the water cold?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Guide fish.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'