Snorkelling Instructor Gifts

Fish caught in a snorkel.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Is the water cold?'

Guide fish.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Scuba Diving Devil

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'