Scuba Diving Instructor Gifts

Discovery.

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

Second thoughts about leaving the water.

News that shark cartridge may cure cancer has already started to affect the relationship between humans and sharks.

SCUBER

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Guide fish.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"