Scuba Diving Instructor Gifts

Discovery.

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

Second thoughts about leaving the water.

News that shark cartridge may cure cancer has already started to affect the relationship between humans and sharks.

SCUBER

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Guide fish.

Dog brings diver flippers.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Hi Mom!

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Shark Chum

Extreme skier flies through cloud.