Dive Instructor Gifts

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

"Did that taste funny to you?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Dance.

Swimming Prankster

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

You're never too old for ballet!

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Guide fish.

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Tango