Dive Instructor T-Shirts

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

"Did that taste funny to you?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Swimming Prankster

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

You're never too old for ballet!

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Guide fish.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

Bankside

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."