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Fish caught in a snorkel.

Underwater Train

"The arch! Work the arch!!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Humpty Dumpty scores

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Is the water cold?'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Fishy tail.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.