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"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"He chases submarines."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Scuba Diving Devil

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Discovery.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Robot Olympics

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

SCUBER

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.