Scuba Diving School Owner Mugs

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"He chases submarines."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Scuba Diving Devil

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Discovery.

Robot Olympics

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"In case your chute fails to deploy, just bounce."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

SCUBER