Launching A Diving School Mugs

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

The Perfect Cannonball

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Dog brings diver flippers.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Psychic diving competition.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'