New Diving Certification Mugs

Evolution.

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Mermaid Art

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dog brings diver flippers.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Psychic diving competition.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.