Becoming A Certified Scuba Diver Mugs

Discovery.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Very Difficult Conversations

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

underwater knight

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"He chases submarines."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Lovers swimming underwater

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Lovers scuba diving

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.