Becoming A Certified Scuba Diver Mugs

Discovery.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

underwater knight

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Guide fish.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"He chases submarines."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Lovers scuba diving

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Lovers swimming underwater

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.