Diving Coach Pillows

Fish caught in a snorkel.

Underwater Train

"The arch! Work the arch!!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Humpty Dumpty scores

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Fishy tail.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.