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Fish caught in a snorkel.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Is the water cold?'

Guide fish.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Beginner's luck."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Scuba Diving Devil

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'