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"Look dad... an alien!"

Guide fish.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Fishing Tales

When laundry ruled the waves.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dolphin

'Is the water cold?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Common Dolphin

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.