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"Look dad... an alien!"

Guide fish.

Bitchbark Canoe

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Fishing Tales

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Dolphin

'Is the water cold?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jacques Cousteau.

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Common Dolphin

Shark Chum