Diving Instructor Gifts

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'OK, see you in a few days.'

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

Robot Olympics

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

School of Diving

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

WELCOME TO HAWAII - You are here!

Nobody Knows What They've Lost

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Roy's Scuba School 6 Fathoms.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Man practicing diving on land

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'I sure hope tourism picks up.'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Cannonball!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."