Dive Master Gifts

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Football - How's my Diving?

Nose Dive.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Tommy!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Dentist Training School.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Discovery.

Robot Olympics

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

SCUBER

Line, area and volume

Scuba texting

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Is it labor day already?'

Kite surfing.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'There goes Tom Daley.'