Dive Master Gifts

I like that, Frank! You take a nose dive and keep on smiling!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Football - How's my Diving?

Nose Dive.

Cimafunk

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Tommy!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Dentist Training School.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Discovery.

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Robot Olympics

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

SCUBER

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Scuba texting

Line, area and volume

'How about a game of cards?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Is it labor day already?'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Kite surfing.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.