Deck Master Gifts

'How about a game of cards?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'How about a game of cards?'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Dentist Training School.

'Pictures of your family?'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Rock, paper, scissors

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Cheese Plaiters.

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Football - How's my Diving?

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'I love working with my hands.'

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

Ship Captain Playing Cards

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Wife expresses disgust at inappropriate birthday present.

". . . and the people on the blue spaces lived happily ever after."