Drink Master Gifts

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Join me in a Martini?

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Bottle Distillery

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

The Perfect Cannonball

'The King of what?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

California Beverages Map