Drink Master T-Shirts

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Join me in a Martini?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'The King of what?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

The Perfect Cannonball

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Bottle Distillery

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Whiskey wars

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Rabbit Punch