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"Shaketh."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Domestic Goddess.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

Pizza time.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'