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"Place under your tongue and swallow. Then spit it out when no one's looking."

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"I hide the dog's medication in a piece of cheese, and Fred's the same way."

"That on has a sharp flavor that hides the taste of any medication you hide in it."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Team Leader

The Life of Pi

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

The Forever Stamp

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Stealing thoughts.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."