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'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'