Medical Magician T-Shirts

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks