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'Mr. Simpkins, is one of my private patients, so I'm going to keep him in until his cheque clears... Er, I mean, until his chest clears.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Time Is Money

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"This will be a tricky operation."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

Investing your savings

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Pizza time.

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'