Medicare Magician Pillows

'Mr. Simpkins, is one of my private patients, so I'm going to keep him in until his cheque clears... Er, I mean, until his chest clears.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'How fast can you hype?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Time Is Money

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

"This will be a tricky operation."

Investing your savings

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Everything's gone up."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Pizza time.

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.