Looking for a playful and creative gift for a drink lover? Our themed t-shirts add humor and personality, making them perfect for casual wear and showing off their beverage expertise.
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'
"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."
"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."
Joyce could certainly handle her drink!
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
'The King of what?'
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'
"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"
Whiskey wars
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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest
Rabbit Punch
California Beverages Map
Complaints Desk
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
Sharing Drinks.
'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'
"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
Scotch and soda on a drip.
Bar chart
"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."
"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."
You can never over garnish!
"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."
Drinking Hats
'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'
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