Drink Director Pillows

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The King of what?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

You can never over garnish!

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Drinking Hats

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.