Drink Designer Pillows

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

You can never over garnish!

A Good Batch.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Ginspiration!

Drinking Hats

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Dutch Courage

"Shaketh."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'Do you have any coffee?'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Tea and Coffee

"Made with pride in our basement."

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Angry Hour

Grappa Pump

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'