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'Someday, all this will be yours.'

You can never over garnish!

A Good Batch.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Ginspiration!

Drinking Hats

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Shaketh."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'Do you have any coffee?'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Tea and Coffee

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

"Made with pride in our basement."

Angry Hour

Beer is made by men, wine by god.