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I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Complaints Desk

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I think it's time we left...'

You can never over garnish!

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shaketh."

Dutch Courage

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"Lager!"

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'Do you have any coffee?'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Made with pride in our basement."

iPub

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

Black Russian