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I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

You can never over garnish!

'I think it's time we left...'

Dutch Courage

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Shaketh."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"Lager!"

'Do you have any coffee?'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"Made with pride in our basement."

This cocktail menu had me sold on a pink squirrel right up until they got to the word "scurry."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

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