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You can never over garnish!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"That's very offensive."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Football Drinks

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Seasonal Wines

"Aha. . . that explains the eggnog level. . ."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Let's mull it over!

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Tia Carmen gives Sergio a mulled wine and he turns into Santa Claus.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

'You guys hear about Ethel and Bob? Apparently they got used for eggnog.'

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."

"Whataya say we forget the ballons, Larry? Who needs balloons, anyway?!"