Drink Decoration Gifts

You can never over garnish!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"That's very offensive."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Football Drinks

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Seasonal Wines

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"Aha. . . that explains the eggnog level. . ."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Let's mull it over!

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Tia Carmen gives Sergio a mulled wine and he turns into Santa Claus.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

'You guys hear about Ethel and Bob? Apparently they got used for eggnog.'

How a Bottle Ages. . .

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

I know this bar is known for it's pink squirrels, but ... Is it normal for one to be running up my pant leg?

"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."

"Whataya say we forget the ballons, Larry? Who needs balloons, anyway?!"