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How a Bottle Ages. . .

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"You call this ice?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Sharing Drinks.

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."