Creative Drinker Pillows

Ginspiration!

A Good Batch.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Physician heal thyself."

Prosecco Drinker

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

"I paint only what I love..."

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

Christmas drinker

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

Ice cubes

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

The unexamined beer is not worth drinking. Socrates's bartender.

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

"This whole thing has turned him into a hypochondriac, he's even installed a medicine cabinet in his den."

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

'Empower me again, Al.'

Wine Lover