Artistic Drinker Pillows

"I paint only what I love..."

Wine Lady

Redhead

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Ginspiration!

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Hipster Coffee

"Physician heal thyself."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Shall I draw a cork for us?

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Christmas drinker

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

"Bad day?"

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

The Art of Drinking Coffee

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

"This whole thing has turned him into a hypochondriac, he's even installed a medicine cabinet in his den."

'Empower me again, Al.'

Wine Lover

Slush Poopy.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

'Rodin's Drinker.'