Artsy Drinker Pillows

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

Wine Lady

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

High School Schedule

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Mind if I join you?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Ginspiration!

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Operation Tattoo

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Physician heal thyself."

Steam of Consciousness

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Billie Piper.

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Christmas drinker

Red Army

"I paint only what I love..."

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Art Block

War and Peace