Artsy Drinker Pillows

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

Wine Lady

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

High School Schedule

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Ginspiration!

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Steam of Consciousness

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Physician heal thyself."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"I thought it came with an acorn."

Christmas drinker

"I paint only what I love..."

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Red Army

Art Block

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

War and Peace

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'