Drink Curator T-Shirts

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Books / Coffee table books

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Rabbit Punch

'Well, it's about time!'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

My first mistake.

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."