Drink Curator Mugs

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Books / Coffee table books

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Well, it's about time!'

My first mistake.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart