"That's right, sir, soup of the week. We made quite a lot of it."
Food And Beverage Director T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that cheekily honors the leadership of food and beverage directors—great for casual days, team events, or to showcase their culinary pride.
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Bad for you but to die for
Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'
'Man...You age great!'
"You have a big check because you had a big wine."
Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
Baloneystini
"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"
Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground
"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"
Chocs away.
Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."
"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"
'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'
"And I get a really, really tall straw?"
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
Coffee Menu
"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
Anton's Bar and Grill
Happy St Pancakes Day
Wine and Cheese
'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'
"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"
"They should have quit after deep dish."
Food And Beverage Director T-Shirts Collection
Food And Beverage Director Mugs
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Food And Beverage Director Prints
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