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Lemon-Aid/Power-Aid

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Dance.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Do you take dark money?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

You have had enough

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Club insecurity.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Smells good. What is it?'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'