Drink Stand Manager Gifts

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Dance.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Do you take dark money?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

You have had enough

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

Club insecurity.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'Smells good. What is it?'