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'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Your shout!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Trojan Chess

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I'll bet you can't fly the ship over that fence, do a backwards loop-de-loop, then a barrel roll."

Limbo Day at the Palace

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Party games.

Rock, paper, scissors

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Shaketh."