Division Master Gifts

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I think they're up to something.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Football - How's my Diving?

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Why is a teacher always first on the scene?'

'Replace divots'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"If you want something done give it to a busy man."

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot - thanks!"

Biden's great challenge.

"About the merger, please don't use the words 'takeover' or acquisition."

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."