Defense Master Gifts

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

That's What Happens

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Dentist Training School.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

The Thing That Won't Leave

Mission accomplished.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

Drones, Explained

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

Syria / Israel.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

The Karate Master

Dronin'