Defense Warrior Gifts

'Yes... the truth will set you free... but so will a damn good attorney.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

dog vs UFO...

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

That's What Happens

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Human Rights for All

Internet Cafe.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Old administration and torture.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Here's the weak point."

Robo Sapiens

Mission accomplished.

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

The Thing That Won't Leave

Boomerang

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador